What did the English teacher call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
I have this incredible ability to predict whatâs inside a wrapped present. Itâs a gift.
Whatâs a reindeerâs favourite singer? Beyonsleigh.
Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying âmoronâ to him!
What did Santa say to the smoker? Please donât smoke, itâs bad for my elf!
What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir heâs a jolly good fellow, fir heâs a jolly good fellowâŚ
What athlete is warmest during winter? A long jumper.
Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?.... Get out of my face.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis.
Knock, knock! Whoâs there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
What do you call a blind reindeer? No-eye deer.